Jumpscare

A type of prank in the form of a video that shows a scene of normal life (sometimes a scary scene) until being interrupted briefly at the end by a monster, creature, or person jumping up in front of it. This is to potentially frighten the viewer from the abrupt changes.

Beware of jumpscare videos. Jumpscares are everywhere.

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

getting jumped

The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.

Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!

by Nate65 August 24, 2006

Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph

Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.

by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.

op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

by kawaiipoosayuwu March 26, 2022

jump out boys

Unmarked police rolling down the Blade, four or more of them in each single large tint-windowed SUV or van with no back windows, waiting for a vice officer to confirm having positively identified a target — a prostitute, pimp, dealer, or someone with an outstanding warrant or who was banned by the courts from the area for previous prostitution or drug activity — or, after seeing such activity taking place or identifying a known suspect themselves as they go by, they roll up to the target(s), quickly stop and all jump out to arrest/search/question or otherwise harass everyone involved.

I'm gone, jump out boys at your six!

by veiledvenus June 27, 2014

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004