Josallyn'd

When someone doesn't reply to your messages then later hits you up hours/days/months later like nothing ever happened. Likely didn't ever see what you sent in the first place. Usually the follow up response is something that you mentioned forever ago.

Me - "Hey, do you want to play some games tonight?" Sent 8:04 p.m. 8-9-2022
Her -"Omg hey how did your interview go?" Sent 7:35 am 1-4-2023
Me - I've just been Josallyn'd

by Xueyu February 10, 2023

Josalynn

Josalynn is the person you can rely on. She's a really cute girl with beautiful eyes and an amazing smile. She will help you in every way possible and she's one of the cutest people on this planet. She's an amazing friend but keeps exposing her cat that's named after a US state, Utah. She's goofy and she's the type of person that makes your jaw drop when she swears. Her clothing style is impeccable and you should be jealous of her.

Person A: Oh my god! It's Josalynn! She's such a cutie patootie

Person B: I know right! I wish to be like her.

by Boojana July 13, 2023

Josalynn

She looks really good from really far away but when you get up close like 10 ft range you can see all the bugs crawling through her skin. Theres like little worms and they bite holes in her face and crawl back in through her eyes. She exclusively drinks mountain dew code red and is extremely gargantuaounasly obese. Last time someone told her the world doesnt revolve around her she was wrong. She has a gravitational pull strong enough to have the world actually revolve around her. She is the doom of this earth. Seek shelter.

Josalynn your temu package is here!

by Han D. El August 3, 2024

Mykel&Josalynn

So cute together Mykel&Josalynn always get along. They will be the best couple you'll ever meet. Their relationship is as solid as steel but as butifull as a ruby.

Dang I wish my relationship was as strong as Mykel&Josalynn

by SamariJack889 May 1, 2022