The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
by memesmlk January 09, 2019
by Zaref the Mad February 22, 2020
Jordon is a good guy and is a FREAK and any time there’s a word that’s isn’t dirty some how he makes dirty a very good kisser usually has a big dick and a very dirty minded guy and is very good with his finger
by Means what it is June 27, 2021
someone who thinks hes good at imessage games and talks big for no reason. he's shrek's twin. always needs a haircut. plays basketball but is probably shit at it. but ig hes a good guy overall or wtv and u can talk to him for hours without getting bored. hes humble or wtvvvv and has a good mindset. his voice is terrible btw
girl1: my ears are bleeding cause of jordon's singing last night
girl2: ahlieee this guy needs his vocal cords taken away
girl2: ahlieee this guy needs his vocal cords taken away
by suckyourmom1222222 June 11, 2021
by AnAdorableLoser June 11, 2019
Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?
Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD
Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD
Jordon and Whitney could be together forever! :D
by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010