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Jordon

someone who thinks hes good at imessage games and talks big for no reason. he's shrek's twin. always needs a haircut. plays basketball but is probably shit at it. but ig hes a good guy overall or wtv and u can talk to him for hours without getting bored. hes humble or wtvvvv and has a good mindset. his voice is terrible btw
girl1: my ears are bleeding cause of jordon's singing last night
girl2: ahlieee this guy needs his vocal cords taken away
by suckyourmom1222222 June 11, 2021
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jordon ang

the best boyfriend i could ever ask for.
he makes me the happiest person alive. i don’t want him to ever doubt this. i really love this boy with all my heart & i’d never leave him.

it’s us against the world after all. right?

i love you jordon ang.

shayne

25 nov 2021
by shayne <3 November 24, 2021
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Kyran Jordon

A really nice kid who lives on

Why did you scroll this far to see his address?

Either way he is a really nice half-life 2 obsessed guy who you should give your donut too
Dwayne: "Here I got you some ice cream. It kinda looks like Gordon Freeman."

Tiago: "Awwww thanks. You are such a Kyran Jordon
by dashplayzlater May 17, 2023
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dirty jordon

The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act

- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group

The dirt jordon
Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?

Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
by Dirtyhairy85 June 3, 2024
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Jordon Conway

Kind, loving being, sipping all the lean, to our expectations they may exceed, perspiring like its their deed. Instagraming, on the daily, funny reels keeping my brain hazy.
Stop sending me instagram reels, they're to wholsome, ITS SO OVER you "Jordon Conway".
by Jordan Patty May 14, 2024
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Jordon

Jordon is a good guy and is a FREAK and any time there’s a word that’s isn’t dirty some how he makes dirty a very good kisser usually has a big dick and a very dirty minded guy and is very good with his finger
Girl:Jordon flew to my window last night and did me good

Girl 2:did mention he can fly
by Means what it is June 27, 2021
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