Johan

Johan is the type of guy that thinks he cute but he isn’t and no girl likes him and for some reason smells like cheese and no one wants to be around him and is associated with otf (only the feds)

Bro I don’t think johan took a shower he stinks

by Coolestguy42069 April 8, 2019

JoHan

another word for adem in danish if you know you know

Kemal din fucking JoHan!

by Arabic Johan September 4, 2019

Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.

You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan

by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016

Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!

Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.

by bananen433 December 12, 2016

Johan

A banana, usually really big.

Johan is really big!!

by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016

Johan

Awesome
Handsome
Usually the most popular guy in the class and everyone loves him... He is tall, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, brown skin, and timberland shoes.

Oh My God... Look, he is such a Johan... I love him.

by XDunicorn February 1, 2017

Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee

"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"

by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017