That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation
Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.
by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020
Get the jizz station mug.A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008
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a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her
Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
by Brave Red May 11, 2006
Get the jizz showdown mug.A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009
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A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
by Idancedwithdangermouse June 29, 2009
Get the Jizz Splash mug.A unknown spot on every mans body that causes him to automatically ejaculate. The Jizz Spot may sometimes be in an inconvenient spot such as the leg or the arm, although uncomfortable us men all have to go through this.
Brian:"Dammit Jon touch my jizz spot one more time!"
Jon: "Hahaha"
Brian: -pokes Robcat's Jizz Spot"-
Robcat: "Cmon guys i just changed underwear"
Jon: "Hahaha"
Brian: -pokes Robcat's Jizz Spot"-
Robcat: "Cmon guys i just changed underwear"
by B-dizzle and J Bird April 28, 2010
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Any formation of jism frozen in cold weather.
Any formation of jism frozen in cold weather.
"Lets stop the ice cream man for a jizz sickle."
"Who's all up for a frozen treat, we have yummingly delicious jizz sickles."
"Who's all up for a frozen treat, we have yummingly delicious jizz sickles."
by Enzo Assapopallus January 11, 2006
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