jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

by logermoore February 23, 2009

Jerubificationized

To have one's grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. corrected by Jeruba.

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Errrr...can you tell me how fix bad writingz plz?"

Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"

by FutureMemory July 7, 2010

jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

by Antler* February 28, 2008

Jeeub

A damn good artist, used as proper noun.

That dude Jeeub, drew some sick shit dawg

by mrkrabs1990 January 7, 2019

Jerbell

Jerbell is a tiny little circular jerboa

Džerbelis: Wow you can find Jerbell if you search up jerboa!!
Jazzbell: He is one of the first 20 results on Images!
Džerbelis: Wow thanks for the Information, I will now change my profile picture into Jerbell
Audience: Stan Jerbell. Stan Jerbell! STAN JERBELL!!!! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JERBEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!

by uryear January 13, 2023

Jerusalen

The most beautiful woman in the world period...

Damn that girl is a jerusalen

by farina1986 August 14, 2011

jerusha

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.

"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"

by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008