myspace jealousy

When somebody has used thier superior HTML skillz to create a fantastic myspace profile, and others feel jealous that thier profile is not-quite-as-arty.

Laura: Gosh emma, i love your profile. Im seriously having some major myspace jealousy right now.
Emma: I know. Worship me.

by Emmerishot July 20, 2008

Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

by Ooks April 23, 2013

Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.

Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.

by Gmonayy November 18, 2011

Platonic jealousy

When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.

Bob: Hey, where's Alice?
Carol: She's hanging out with Dana today. Just like yesterday...I think I'm coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.

by Allison Bobb January 17, 2015

jealousy crush

Similar to a man/girl crush. When you become obsessed with someone of the same sex because they are cooler/prettier/sexier than you. You don't acually fancy them you just obsess over them in a jealous way.

Girl: "I totally have a jealousy crush on Megan Fox, she's soooo pretty!"

by Boinus November 16, 2009

i-jealousy

Coveting or envying a person's owning of apple products in particular the i-pod or the i-mac.

I've got some serious i-jealousy going on with Ben's i-mac.

by ancilla_pulcher December 30, 2006

Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009