Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Jann Halexander

1.Singer Halexander was born in 1982 on September the 13rd, in Libreville (Gabon). His real name is Aurélien Makosso-Akendengue . From his beginnings in 2003 to nowadays, he has been performing in a typical style , inspired by cabaret. He sings about difference, passions, family, exile... mainly with his piano. He performed hundreds of times, and he is known as a showman for this, in France, Germany, Belgium, with songs that became standards : "Aucune Importance", "Papa, Mum", "Lost in Fort-de-France ". He even sings in English, as in "Brown Man ", " Father I am". His nickname in Africa is "the Gabonese Jacques Brel".

1. In March 2013, the singer Jann Halexander celebrated his ten years old career in a Parisian theatre

by Sanjee October 6, 2018

Jannes

a green-eyed, big-brained, super creative bicycle-fanatic and black coffee-lover. Jannes is always there for his friends and up for activities at any time of the day (or night). He is a true gentleman and passionate lover.

That guy's great! He's such a Jannes!

by honeycakehorse September 27, 2018

jann

the whore of stan twitter. currently in his flop era (as usual).

-omg, jann is in his flop era!!!
-girl, jann has been in his flop era since he joined here.

by lovebottyyy October 12, 2020

Janne

Overtime the freshest dude in the room. Everything what he is doing any time is right and looks perfect. He's so cute and everyone wants to be married with him. Looks better than every other person and got the best cars in his garage! -best one

I think this guy must be a Janne

by winner500 January 3, 2017

Jannes

A guy named Jannes is a top-notch farting expert. His farts are over the top, both in smell and loudness. A Jannes usually has a father that everyone admires. This is why many people gather around a Jannes, to be closer to his admirable and popular father.

That cow smells like shit, it's such a Jannes!

by Bassket November 22, 2021

janne

janne is a very cool person and is very fun to play videogames with.

janne is cool

by alexisadickhesd January 20, 2022