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person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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