Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.

"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"

by Sp@rky June 5, 2009

Jamaican Circle Jerk

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.

- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"

by Hildegaard Van Heusen September 18, 2012

Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.

Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"

by Greenhoof June 10, 2010

Jamaican clambake

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.

When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!

by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

Jamaican Sandcastle

Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.

“I heard Jenny got a Jamaican Sandcastle last night, she’s such a whore”

by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021

Jamaican Gorilla Shoe

A Jamaican Gorilla Shoe is the result of someone expelling his/her fecal matter into an unsuspecting shoe. This being done,the person must carefully place marijuana on top of the excrement and must light it.

-Hey man, somebody left a fucking Jamaican Gorilla Shoe in the kitchen.
-No fucking way! I was planning on making some KD.
-Bummer.

by Marcus Petit-pied January 23, 2009