bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself

Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏

by Sir. B February 14, 2021

Jago pp arker

Someone who farts frequently is always full of gas

Hi I’m jago pp arker! I’m full of gas and I fart frequently

by Jagoo pp December 23, 2024

Jago pp arker

Someone who farts frequently on people and is full of gas

Hi I’m Jago pp arker! I am full of gas and like to fart <3

by Jagoo pp December 23, 2024

Dirty Jago

When he uses a twin Finn surfboard to penetrate both the anus and the vagina at the same time. While he simultaneously uses a big black dildo on himself

Fuck me boys got up to some dirty Jago nonsense last night in the surf shop now the customers board is damaged and my anus is pulsing blood

by EliasinCoolin25 October 8, 2025

Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).

That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller

by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023

Jago

He’s an exceptional guy with a big heart, one of a kind really. He’s kind, drop dead handsome, knock your socks off hilarious, and incredibly special. He fights tooth & nail for what he believes, my favorite person ever made.

Stranger: how would you describe the new guy?
Me: he’s a real JAGO if you ask me, except he can’t be because there’s only one as amazing as him ;)

by rizz.a.balls March 2, 2024