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1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
by Flick507 May 09, 2011
One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!
by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013
The best place to get food when you got the munchies know to people who blaze due to the fact most are open 24 hours a day and commercials are known to advertise to that audience
(guy 1) Damn bro im hella faded off that blunt I gots the munchies like a mutha fucka now.
(guy 2) Fuck it lets hit up jack n the box
(guy 2) Fuck it lets hit up jack n the box
by TulaCounty October 31, 2007
Jack in the box
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.
As I went to the mcdonalds across the street to annoy them by eating my burger king just to find a Jack in the box as I am told to throw it away.
by Jefferys deffinitions August 21, 2010
Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.
Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?
Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?
by Marlene Corvelle November 19, 2007
/Jak/./En/./Tha/./Baks/ adj. 1. To drop in on someone completely unannounced thus upsetting them or potentially ruining something. 2. Dropping in without calling. 3. Showing up unannounced and fucking everything up.
1. He was about to get some from girl on the side but his woman Jack in the boxed his ass.
2. I was sleeping like a baby till I got jack in the boxed by that douche Bobby.
2. I was sleeping like a baby till I got jack in the boxed by that douche Bobby.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 08, 2006