J.S.Y.K.

Acronym for Just So You Know... Intended to replace FYI. Letters can be said individually, or J-Syk (rhymes with basic).

Invented in Boise, Idaho, 2007.

Just a quick J.S.Y.K., traffic on I-84 is backed up clear to Caldwell.

by thegenoshow March 18, 2011

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

J's BORG

J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.

If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.

Just shut the fuck up and make out with me

“Can you j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.”

by ☪️Purple star-ed mask☪️ September 3, 2023

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe”

“Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”

by byrongzshelp October 15, 2023

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

by No-_Name July 24, 2024

J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.

Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.

by Linksjamar March 23, 2024