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after sex with a beautiful woman and while still in bed, to longingly look down the hall at your shop vac

She was awesome and hot in every way but I was still isoned.

by Mr Miracle September 10, 2007

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when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.

dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!

by mride123456 February 17, 2008

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Ixponse

(n.) An opponent who waits and secludes themselves until such a time when their opponent is vulnerable.

(v.)To seclude one's self from the enemy until a time when they are most vulnerable.

(n.) I was headed for the enemy flag when I spotted an ixponse in the bushes.

(v.) I was going to ixponse an enemy solider, but his teammate spotted my in the bushes.

by AskMrSteam May 16, 2014

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