by Beter Griffin December 6, 2017
A pedophile youtuber who likes kids better when they are 13 not 15, plays Genshin Impact to look at their asses and tits while jacking off to fictional characters and quotes: "and if you were a virgin 15 yr old it would be 300% (better) "
A cool guy : Holy shit it's that pedophile youtuber Intel Edits
Another cool guy 1 : Holy shit it is!!
Another cool guy 2 : damn he must be so ugly
Another cool guy 1 : Holy shit it is!!
Another cool guy 2 : damn he must be so ugly
by BigManDavid198 November 24, 2021
The Core i9 from Intel is one of the fastest processors ever made, It competes with the AMD Ryzen 9. The Core i9 was introduced with the 9th gen Intel Processors with Desktop processor Intel Core i9-9900K and 7th gen with HEDT i9-7980X, Today with the Intel Core i9-13900KS, it is the first CPU to reach 6GHz. Although today's AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D is way better for gaming, Intel Core i9 is still better at productivity, along with the AMD counterpart Ryzen 9 7900X(3D).
Person 1: Dude, i wanted a PC with an Intel Core i9 13900K and RTX 4090, with 32GB of fast DDR5 RAM.
Person 2: So, are you using it for productivity or gaming?
Person 1: I want to use it for gaming.
Person 2: Well, I do not recommend going for an i9 13900K, get the Ryzen 7 7800X3D, it is actually better then the i9 in terms of gaming performance.
Person 2: So, are you using it for productivity or gaming?
Person 1: I want to use it for gaming.
Person 2: Well, I do not recommend going for an i9 13900K, get the Ryzen 7 7800X3D, it is actually better then the i9 in terms of gaming performance.
by FakloBFDI August 4, 2023
A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.
Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.
by SmokeWeedEveryday123 March 20, 2019
An outdated, garbage cpu that 9 year olds tell their parents to buy for their shitty rgb barfing rig.
by The MGV May 23, 2020
The newest member of the Intel processor family. Codenamed "Conroe", it was quite possibly the most anticipated processor launch in history. Core 2 Duo marks the retirement of the "Pentium" brand that has been Intel's flagship brand since 1993, and the streamlining of Intel's desktop and mobile product lines. Based on a hybrid Pentium M/Pentium 4 architecture, Core 2 Duo and its adherent, the Core 2 Extreme are both dual-core processors that use approximately 40% less power than the Pentium D, and run much cooler than their predecessors. Benchmarks from various enthusiast review sites have shown the Core 2 Duo/Extreme's performance surpasses that of AMD's high-performance chip, the FX-62. All Core 2 Duo/Extreme processors run on a 1066 Mhz front side bus, have 4 MBs of L2 Cache (the exception being the E6300 and E6400 models, which feature 2MBs of L2 Cache), and use the LGA775 socket already in use by the Pentium 4/D/Extreme. With a quad-core iteration of the Core 2 Duo on the horizon, codenamed Kentsfield, to be released at the end of this year, the future is looking pretty bright for Intel.
by Get pwned. August 30, 2006
A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020