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Ocular infidelity

Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.
I had some crazy ocular infidelity staring at those cheerleaders while Jen and I were at the game.
by BillHo June 1, 2011
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low dog infidel

ALL ISLAMIC MUSLIM FILTH ARE LOW DOG INFIDELS AND UNCLEAN AND MUST DIE!!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017
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Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."
by Mr. Hoboski October 10, 2008
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whip out your infidel

1. Playing the best card you have in Pokemon
2. Showing your penis to your opponent while playing Pokemon
"My friend told me to whip out your infidel to automatically win a Pokemon match. It has never failed me."
by diamondlevel September 3, 2012
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exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.
My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.
by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014
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Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious
Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.
by G10pmm October 30, 2015
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streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)
John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!
by hpat April 19, 2019
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