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Bulge Aryan

Plural: Bulge Aryans

The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021
mugGet the Bulge Aryanmug.

lynch bulge

Hey what’s in your pants? It looks hurt.

Oh nothing, that’s just my Lynch Bulge
by Pussy burp May 22, 2020
mugGet the lynch bulgemug.

Bush Bulge

A bush bulge is a small bulge that is apparant in the genital region of people with excessive pubic hair, especially visible when wearing tight trousers or pants made fron lycra.

It is visible as the pubic hair has become so vast that trying to hide it under normal clothes is comparable to hiding Jimi Hendrix's afro under a swimming cap.
"I was gonna hit your sister till I saw her bush bulge... I was worried about getting lost in her jungle!"
by Crazy Joe October 19, 2007
mugGet the Bush Bulgemug.

crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.
boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(
by Erica :] September 9, 2006
mugGet the crotch bulgemug.

husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.
That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.
by anonnigh September 30, 2013
mugGet the husband's bulgemug.

Bulge and hurns

His bulge and hurns were swinging vigorously while he ran through the forest naked.
by Drunk Janet December 27, 2017
mugGet the Bulge and hurnsmug.

Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
by The bowler for life July 23, 2016
mugGet the Bowling bulgemug.

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