Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

whats im gonna do

a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers

whats im gonna do is oben cobybook

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

im gonna die

me too, me too..

im gonna die
how
because i keep having-
im gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim- dies

by s3vexral (sev) February 14, 2024

im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching

oh god i think im gonna frog

by sn41lz February 3, 2021

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024