(n)The sexiest guitar ever manufactured. Mostly played by speed-metal guitarists, such as DragonForce's Herman Li.
If you were to ever buy an Ibanez, don't be cheap. Go all out and buy yourself a 7-String.
If you were to ever buy an Ibanez, don't be cheap. Go all out and buy yourself a 7-String.
Brad: "Dude! Check out my new Ibanez!"
Billy: "Woa man, that's gotta be the sexiest guitar I've ever seen!"
Brad: "I know, I walked in Guitar Center and nearly gizzed my pants when I saw it!"
Billy: "Woa man, that's gotta be the sexiest guitar I've ever seen!"
Brad: "I know, I walked in Guitar Center and nearly gizzed my pants when I saw it!"
by 7-String February 11, 2010
Get the Ibanez mug.When you pull your iPod out of you pocket and your iPod headphones are in an unbelievable tangled mess. Scientists are still unable to explain how it is possible that the headphone cables can become so intricately tangled, though Steven Hawking is working on a few complex theories
The iTangle often appears to be so hopelessly knotted that it will never be untangled. However in most cases the iTangle can be undone in 5-30 minutes. However there are reported iTangle cases that have never been successfully undone.
The iTangle is known to cause severe anger from frustration. There is even a documented account of the iTangle causing a 24 year old man to become so frustrated that he committed suicide. In his suicide note he claimed "it would be just be better to fuckin end it all than to untangle that goddamn iTangle."
The iTangle often appears to be so hopelessly knotted that it will never be untangled. However in most cases the iTangle can be undone in 5-30 minutes. However there are reported iTangle cases that have never been successfully undone.
The iTangle is known to cause severe anger from frustration. There is even a documented account of the iTangle causing a 24 year old man to become so frustrated that he committed suicide. In his suicide note he claimed "it would be just be better to fuckin end it all than to untangle that goddamn iTangle."
(Man pulls iPod with headphones out of pockets, headphones are in ungodly tangled mess)
"Goddamn fuckin iTangle!!! How the fuck is this possible? How can these headphones become so tangled? They were just in my pocket!!! AGHHHHH FUCK!!!!"
"Goddamn fuckin iTangle!!! How the fuck is this possible? How can these headphones become so tangled? They were just in my pocket!!! AGHHHHH FUCK!!!!"
by Lt. Aldo Raine September 30, 2009
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Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
You are eating cakes like a real Ilango!!
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
by Mdl89 April 9, 2016
Get the Ilango mug.A word from Verizon Wirless's T9 Text Messaging that represents similar sounding seperate words. Words include "yours too," "you too," and "did you."
Pronounced 'I-VAN-GOO'
Pronounced 'I-VAN-GOO'
by Jim Hoffet October 20, 2005
Get the ivangu mug.The act of a male shoving his member in the side of a woman's mouth while she is wearing an Angels hat, causing her to resemble baseball player Raul Ibanez.
Last night I brought this girl home and asked her if she liked baseball. She said yes, so I gave her the Raul Ibanez hard.
by Suburban25 January 31, 2014
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