bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 13, 2021

Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

by Another guy idk September 28, 2022

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 02, 2019

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024