I just ate a sandwich

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Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

I already 'ate it yesterday

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."

I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

I still ate your doorframe

Haha I ate your doorframe get fucking owned retarded asshole.

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan

by TheMarketMan June 22, 2022

i already ate

used to reject someone trying to make plans. similar to "I have a boyfriend" but has more uses.

Person A: "Hey, wanna get Taco Bell?"
Person B: "No thanks, I already ate."

by SakerShoprite June 30, 2017

I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?

by Flying Baguettes March 17, 2023

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025