well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

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Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

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nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

nope. not today im going back to bed. by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

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im not really sure how to go about it

no definition just advice.

What does your heart tell you

‘i like her but im not really sure how to go about it’
‘Just follow your heart bro’

im not really sure how to go about it by Margret_Holmes73 January 11, 2022

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im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

im bored and have nothing to do by p01uyt January 15, 2025

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im not inviting you to my birthday party

a resemblance of a person not wanting you to his/her birthday party. being mean or disrespectful to a person may cause this to happen.

person 1: you suck!
person 2: im not inviting you to my birthday party

im not inviting you to my birthday party by webinterprise November 5, 2020

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