hickory stick

A hickory stick is what the old man used to beat his talking goat with in the adam sandler song.

The old man beat the **** out of me with his hickory stick.

by Scott Squires August 17, 2006

Hickory Bark

Bark of a Hickory tree ground up to use for a peace pipe, and apple bark use for extra flavor

Hey that stuff is good. Put that peace pipe and go get your own pipe.

by Saints September 12, 2003

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.

Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.

by subtlecannon June 4, 2011

Hickory

This town is the biggest hellhole of a town in Western North Carolina. The Dollar Theatre is the only good place (even though they play old ass movies) because they always have nachos unlike the Carmike. It's sad when people find entertainment in going to Wal-Mart, "Hickory Dickory Dock", Shell's BBQ, and Valley Hills Mall. I mean, the city is so fucked up that the biggest news during that certain time was that there was a big ass sinkhole in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot on Highway 70 that swallowed a car. And really, who gives a damn about Dale Jarrett being from there, he won one race for fucks sake.
Hickory is home to the biggest redneck NASCAR fans ever. NASCAR is almost like a religion in some homes.

Hickory is also one of the easiest places to get lost in. It has the absolutely most horrible street names ever. I mean, there will be "25 Ave Dr" and "25 Ave Dr Ln" (and lane just has to be in microscopic fucking letters with a damn ficus tree going around the sign) right fucking next to each other!

Also, Hickory is the home of Saint Stephens Highschool, which is the most amazing school ever (unlike Hickory High). Saint has less fighting, more funny people, and though it has the nickname "Skank Stephens" has fewer babies born to students.

Oh you're from Hickory? No wonder you're fucked up...

by Unproud Citizen of Hickville June 15, 2010

hickory smoked sausage

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)

she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

by yogi May 25, 2004

Hickory

A relatively small town in Western North Carolina. Home to Dale Jarrett, multiple textile and furniture factories. Home of Hickory High School. Populated by snobby, middle to upper class southerners and white trash and no one in between. Oh yeah, there is a large African-American population and Hispanic population (someone has to work in the white man's factories.) Majority of the citizens have lived in or near the city their entire lives. They attempt to keep a small town feel while exploiting the city by developing many different businesses that have an adverse effect on the town's small feeling.

Also, many of the city's residents are ignorant, racist, bigoted, and hateful.

The high schools are populated mostly with prepnecks. In other words, preppy rich kids who attempt to play themselves off as rednecks.

Not to mention, the city sucks ass and there is nothing to do. You should never live there.

People from Hickory are homophobic.

by Roger Watts February 6, 2005