Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.

I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon

by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023

Honeymoon Stew

When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.

“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”

“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”

by Wasabi_Williams July 4, 2023

Honeymoon Salve

Any type of personal lubricant that aides sexual slippin' and slidin'.

Damn this girl is tight. I'm gonna need a bit of honeymoon salve.

by dgmotorhead December 16, 2011

Honeymoon hair

The way your hair looks for the day or two after it gets cut (Ie. Exactly like the magazine picture you based it on.) before it goes back to being as uncontrollable as ever.

Girl 1: Your hair looks GREAT!
Girl 2: Thanks! Honeymoon hair!

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your hair?!
Guy 2: The honeymoon's over...

by why-in-the-heck June 7, 2007

Honeymoon faze

Your boyfriend/girlfriend is all you think about. Every little thing reminds you of them and you think everything they do is perfect. It's almost like you are in love, but not. Seems like a romance movie.

Hannah: I was driving by the baseball field and I swear I saw him!!!!
Maddie: You are so in the honeymoon faze.

by crazyduckgirl May 24, 2011

honeymoon stage

finding a new boyfriend/girlfriend and falling in like with them . when your first getting serious, and you can't stand to be away from them. but you don't love them .

look at kelly and travis . they're always all over each other .

its the honeymoon stage, they'll grow out of it .

by ohitsfuckinglove October 18, 2008

Honeymoon Hike

The term can be used as taking a honeymoon hike when the entire family is in the house and there is no where for you and your partner to go for some privacy. So taking a hike for a quickie, let it be BJ, HJ or goin for it all and havin sex against the trees or on the ground if your dirty enough for it. Its usually just a quickie but whatever.

"Babe theres no where to go for us to be alone, grandparents are nappin in your room, parents are giving a tour to your cousins and theres kids running around all over the place, lets take a honeymoon hike."

example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"

by latin-kitten May 8, 2009