Herald poo

The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.

Just did the most satisfying herald poo, but with that many beers there's definitely worse to come.

by Brynjamin April 19, 2013

slip her a didge

A slang word used as a discription of an act of foreplay in which two or more fingers are slid inside the females dripping mot.

James:"I really don't know if this girl likes me?"

Damo:"Why don't you ask her out for a meal then slip her a didge under the table and see what happens"

James:"I fucking hate you Damo!"

by Dr Obson November 10, 2007

Heraclitus

Ancient Greek philosopher, known as the Obscure, who posited, "πάντα χωρεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει" or "All things are in flux, and nothing stays the same." By far one of the best philosophers.

Heraclitus maintained that the only constant is change.

by The Real Heraclitus August 16, 2017

herassment

The genderized term for harassment, when instigated by a member of the female persuasion. Contrast to himassment, which in a workplace context occurs when a male superior comes on to an employee who can be male or female, looking for sexual favors in exchange for career growth.

I've been a victim of both herassment and himassment at work. When will I get a boss who leaves me alone?

by mblxv October 27, 2017

herandy

Herandy is a baddie, she’s probably Mexican and got a fat ass

dayummmm she must be a herandy

by Million$pu$thay November 19, 2021

The Eastern Herald

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

The Eastern Herald promotes freedom of speech.

by Muzaffarab May 18, 2019

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006