Heinous Nap

A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.

“Mate, I’ve just had a heinous nap from 6pm to 10pm. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”

Heinous Nap by NuggetMan69 January 28, 2021

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Heinous Razzler

This is a particular ball bowled in the game of cricket that is simply unplayable. When bowled this ball will travel at such high velocities the wicket sets on fire due to the heat created from friction. Typically the nip back off the seam is so severe an inside edge onto the stumps is guaranteed. Only a few players can produce such a delivery and thus the term is rarely used. However you will know if you have received a heinous razzler.

George bowled a heinous razzler today that was so quick it broke my stumps.

Heinous Razzler by Rookmandingo May 25, 2021

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heinous bush pig

A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.

Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!

heinous bush pig by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006

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Heinous Dry-Mouth

The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.

After practice i had a severe case of heinous dry-mouth.

Heinous Dry-Mouth by MCmules September 26, 2011