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heemin

L: bruh what you doin tonight?
B: Heemin all night wit a couple broads. come through tho nig.
L: yeeep yeep swag.
by basedyee September 11, 2010
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Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
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heebie jeebies

A sensation one feels when they enter a scarey situation with unknown consequences.
The kids all got the heebie jeebies as they entered the old haunted mansion on a Halloween dare.
by Lonni Jobe October 13, 2003
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Heejee-weejee

A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.
Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"

Sam "How was it?"

Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010
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heezie

Either "house" or "hook" in Ebonics depending on the way one uses the word
That was off the Heezie(hook)

Come to my Heezie(house)
by Phoenix Orion March 25, 2004
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heej/beej combo

when a girl moves her hand while giving a beej for added effect.

also giving a hj intermittently so she can take a break from all the beejing.
yes, i\'d like a large heej/beej combo with extra special sauce please?
by d00der April 26, 2005
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heebie

slang for Jew, short for Hebrew (descended from Habiri, the old philistine word for Hebrew). Popularized in "The Life of Brian" by Monty Python
"I'm a jew! I'm a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, a Red Sea pedestrian! I'm Kosher momma, and I'm proud of it!"
by hanzie March 18, 2006
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