harness

a bra

-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 08, 2019

Hardly-har-har

A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.

That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...

by JoeShiner September 11, 2016

har har hoo

A derisive and cynical laugh with particular emphasis on the 'hoo' to indicate a particularly snide and sarcastic rejoinder to a bad joke or express deliberate insensitivity towards bad news.

A ridiculous response to a ridiculous stimuli.

News Reporter on TV: "Anna Nicole's baby's paternity is being challenged..."

Viewer: "har har hoo! Who da guessed it? Guess jeans!

by OystersR April 01, 2007

HAR

To make a joke that plays with someone else's words and you think is really clever, but when you say it everyone thinks it is dumb and they laugh at you, but you never admit it is stupid.

Man 1: "Dude, my uncle is running for mayor"
Man 2: "Well, I hope he doesn't get tired while he's running!!"
Man 1: "Dude, why do you always HAR when you are with me?!"
Man 2: "UGHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!!"

by Harmaster June 03, 2007

hardy har har

laughing with words; a subsitute for "haha"; when you want to laugh but can't so you say hardy har har

A:why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
B:hardy har har

by mandars July 27, 2005

har

a hair outa your ass. once it comes up you r ready to have sex and produce sperm

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Har

The southern version of "ha." Used repeatedly to express laughter.

"Har har har that was a funny son."

by Ninjagirl22 July 25, 2017