hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

Back Hamburger

a Back Hamburger is when a fat person has 3 rolls of fat on thier back which makes it look like a Hamburger

Me: "Dude She has a Back hamburger"

Brad: "LOL Epic Back Hamburger"

by Moo.'Warlord February 4, 2009

Hamburgers

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

by Royale With Cheese July 31, 2007

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

Hamberders

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

by jermwash January 15, 2019

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

obama hamburger

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

by mama obama bahama February 19, 2014