Harboring a Groundhog

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.

I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.

by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Ass Groundhog

A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year

jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs

by twiSSt September 20, 2006

Groundhog Sex

The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...

That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!

by Sunspyre October 12, 2003

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

by rr11 May 22, 2014

groundhog day

a day in which a ground hog sticks his little little baby head out of a little little itsy hole. if the ground hog sees his shadaw then were all fucked!!! JUST KIDDING! then it means that its still winter instead of spring. it is also the important holiday of the year!!

I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY!!! its a VERY VERY VERY important holiday!

person 1: Groundhog days this saturday!
person 2: who cares?
person 1: um its only the most important holiday of the year!!!
person 2: No its not its not even important.
person 1: HELLO! what other holiday do you know of where a groundhog comes up from the ground and tells you the season!?!?!?

by DAYUMM crackerjack! January 30, 2008

Peeking Groundhog

Placing your spread ass on a window and allowing your shyt to poke out.

Go up to his car and give the principal a peeking groundhog

by 0utsyder December 22, 2017