A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.
by Pilari August 07, 2011
A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 October 19, 2015
Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
by Ginja Spixes August 30, 2011
by user user September 17, 2022
a great guy who just graduated (it's the best rhyme "joke" I could come up with please laugh a little)
by isarose March 31, 2025
The final exam we willingly signed up for, where coordinating travel plans becomes a more intricate task than decoding cryptic case studies. It's the project where stress transforms into sunscreen application strategies, and our dedication to achieving the perfect tan rivals our commitment to hitting GPA goals.
"MBA Grad Trip: Because if planning this was a course, we'd all graduate with honors in beach bumming proficiency."
by chugh February 15, 2024
I passed my MCATs so I hope all this gradding at university for my MBA will land me a great job in finance.
by WordChic December 01, 2017