a piece of bad information that usually results in a girl being anally penetrated and the guy shitting on her head.
1. "why did you tell me that freakazoid is a normal guy? that was the most janky bum gouge you've ever given me!"
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
by SlooterMcGooter69 October 1, 2012
Get the bum gougemug. Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.
by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024
Get the self eye-gougemug. Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
Get the Gouge out Jake's Eyes Daymug.