gotard

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

Gotabaya

He did his best

(අපි තමා හොදටම කලේ )

Gotabaya told that he did the best

by Adawane Edawane November 26, 2021

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

you got a fatty

You have a fat butt. Your booty is big and having it means that some guys are going to stare at it alot. Plus there going to yell and say things about it. Be happy if you do got one most girls don't...

When a boy yells out " Hey, you got a FATTY!

"Girl in the pink jacket you got a fatty"!

by Anglewood November 24, 2013

gotar

Small jewish boy jewish small bitch

Jason : Look at Dylan in his stupid Yamaka
Joe: He's so small too, what a Gotar
Jason: Haha I couldn't have said it better myself.

by UncircumsizedChickenCutlet October 22, 2019

He's got a magazine

When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.

Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.

Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.

Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine

by Commander Poopy Pants June 11, 2011