Golem

The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.

Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."

Person #2 - "Ok, here"

Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"

by perc O_o January 27, 2022

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Goyim Golem

A fan-made alternative name for the character G.I. Robot. The title "Goyim Golem" emphasizes how G.I. Robot’s actions benefit the state of Israel and suggests that its creation played a key role in supporting the foundation of Israel within the DC universe. G.I. Robot is designed to target the most unruly of goyim, specifically Nazis.

Reddit Mod: You're being antisemitic, G.I. Robot would murder you.
American Patriot: Goyim Golem

by IAmNotARacistButARealist December 7, 2025

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Discord Golem

A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)

Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.

Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)

Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...

by -BL January 12, 2026

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