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golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot
"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"
by sauced pickles May 6, 2023
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G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)

The happiest thing or person in the world. Someone who exudes energy.
Ben: "hey that guy is so happy today"
Tim:"Yeaa man he's such a G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)"
by jrobby9999 June 6, 2017
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
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Golden Retriever Girl

A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.
I wonder if that golden retriever girl Alisa would let me pet her, oh boy I hope so!
by Golden Retriever Boy November 15, 2021
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Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES
Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"
by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023
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Golden Retriever

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018
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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023
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