Goddex

A gender-neutral deity

Good goddex I’m excited about this shit!

by Jingle Bells 73 May 27, 2019

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

Godhead's Lament

The best song ever. From the Opeth album "Still Life", released in 1999.

I was listening to Godhead's Lament the other day and I had an orgasm.

by GoldZero May 30, 2004

Godless Serpent

An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.

"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.

by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011

godecki

an incredibly attractive person of the polish heritage, who through no fault of their own is constantly swarmed by nubile and beautiful people of the oppisite sex for the sole purpose to procreate with someone of a superior genetic caste.

may also just mean a horribly attractive young man or woman.

"Oh my god. That guy is such a Godecki."
*sigh*

by mishka godecki August 5, 2008

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015

nature goddess

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.

"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."

by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014