Glizzy Gobbler 9000

The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs

Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000

by Glizzy9000 March 8, 2022

glizzy gobbler

A B.J. queen. One who likes to partake in oral sex. A glizzy gobbler!

Man, you should go to the social mixer with Natalie, she's quite the glizzy gobbler. You may love the after party.

by SXE Bitch 101 March 17, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler 420

Charlie

I will gobble your Glizzy at 4:20 Glizzy Gobbler 420

by kyrosuckedoffurmom March 29, 2022

glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie

Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.

by Actor202 June 7, 2021

glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow

he's a glizzy gobbler.

by ultimate rizzleronie peperonie November 26, 2024

Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.

You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).

by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025

Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend

“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”

by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025