Gimpleßläused

pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed

To be drunk off one's gord.

I'm too gimpleßläused to walk so I think I'll drive.

Larry was too gimpleßläused to realize that he slept with his own father that night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

griple

To grapple with a concept while/by griping about it.

Rob frequently gripled about his ongoing unemployment.

by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014

girdlewood

A rare species of cunt. The majority of girdlewoods are snakes and love food.
They also have an amazing ass which compensates for the lack of tits.

She is such a girdlewood!
Oi girdlewood!!!

by Itsgirdlewoodinit February 13, 2017

Girlehhhhh

A girlehhhhh is someone who identifies as a demigirl and or is questioning their label.

"What's your gender identity?" "A demigirl, well, more like a girlehhhhh."

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022

girlene

A monkey of a girl that lurks in the trees and is always listening. She catfishes people on Snapchat and lures people into her dungeon.

Oh shit, I think I see Girlene in the forest over there.

by BigBallerBrand4Lyfe October 25, 2020

girdle

The part of the body where the chin meets the neck.

*pinches neck* I got your girdle! (Guarantees a laugh every time!)

by KristenE_H October 1, 2005

Golden Girled

To get turned down by a female, or denied.

"Lets Just Be Friends"
"Dude You Totally Got "Golden Girled"

by TIB January 9, 2008