internet girlfriend

1) A long distance relationship that began online, sometimes through a dating site, sometimes through meeting elsewhere. Generally, these couples nurture their romantic feelings through Skype and phone calls. They rarely get to see one another, and might date for years before meeting. Sometimes, one partner has to pretty much sacrifice everything (job, family, etc.) to move to be with his lover. These relationships rarely work out.

2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.

3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.

1) Sarah was Aaron's online girlfriend. They dated for 2 years and talked on Skype every night, but they online see one another 3 times. They eventually broke up because neither was willing to move across the country.

2) Brittany was Michael's online girlfriend. He wasn't happy in his relationship with Amanda, so he would masturbate while Brittany showed him her tits.

3) Tim was having trouble with women. When he was at the bar with some guys, he didn't want to seem like a loser, so he lied and talked about his "internet girlfriend" Jessica. He showed these guys pics he pulled off of her Instagram.

by Tucker_Twat July 6, 2014

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

Text Girlfriend

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008

Girlfriend

A female who means the world to you. Someone who you love, would die for, and would do anything just so they could smile. If she is feeling sad, so will you. Vice versa if she's happy. You must treat this person right, respectfully with allot of love and care.

I cannot wait till I can see my girlfriend this weekend!

by Superjj9930 May 6, 2015

Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day

October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !

by Josh Rivera October 24, 2019

girlfriend button

The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

She said "We need to talk..." So I pressed the girlfriend button to pause my Madden game.

by xbox_gamer January 2, 2007

Phil's girlfriend

Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed

Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves

::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022