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Facebook Ghosting

The act of reading through Facebook... but not actually commenting/posting/liking, thereby not leaving any trace of being there.
#1; Aric's never on Facebook anymore!
#2; Na man, he's always on! He just loves Facebook Ghosting.
by jessiemh August 9, 2010
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Ghosting

when you take a shit so massive and with such velocity behind it that it forces itself to "disappear" down the toilet tube upon hitting the water, prompting a confused state when you look into the bowl and find it nowhere to be seen
Thomas knew he had a fiber-rich diet and felt it come out but, upon further investigation, didn't see what happened to the log he had produced. He was clearly a victim of his own ghosting.
by bottomboy tj February 6, 2017
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Ghosting

Ghosting is a verb that requires no action. A noun for nobodys. And an adjective most suitable when describing a person that is rude and lacking courage.

When one is ghosting another they abruptly and unexpectedly stop communication. The ghoster may have legitimate reason to stop communication but lacks the courage to share with the ghostee what those reasons are. And probably the more common cause of ghosting within the dating community the ghoster and "roommate" were able to smooth things over. Ghoster figures the cost of good laughs, good sex was far less than the cost of child support. Ghoster does not wish to be honest & forthcoming concerning details of ones life. The ghoster can show interest, seem infatuated and just one day later show no interest, no reply to text/calls, selecting ignore so notifications will not be received from said ghostee. From a ghostees perspective there are now questions unanswered and in a quest to find answers ghostee will send at least one more message just in case there had been no ghosting at all. Surely ghosters phone had accidentally been submerged in water during last weekends fishing excursions. And surely ghoster was able to replace it by now. When still no reply is received ghostee sends a passive "take care" message and excepts the relationship is dead!!

ghoster should be treated as if they no longer exist if they try and spark up conversation or relationship in the future.
Tiffany was really suprised her sister would not reply to messages completely ghosting her.

jesse had never been ghosted by a love interest before and was very bewildered by the feeling she felt when her text went unanswered
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space ghosting

is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.

space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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ghosting

to desire somebody so much you don't name, call, write, tell, meet, hug, kiss, fuck them. ever.
the highest form of appreciation.
complete secret. true and sweet.
"Liam, i never see you with a partner. are you dating?"
"hey, Fifi, thanks for asking. I am currently ghosting. no, I am not explaining."
by Krkič April 20, 2019
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ghosting..x

a really nice and kind person who always has a kind thing to say , she maybe has very bad taste in men or women but they have the nicest heart
ghosting..x is a really kind person
by nNituk39 December 23, 2020
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butt ghosting

Butt ghosting: To have a persons butt or butthole be haunted with a hot or burning sensation for a period of time after eating spicy food then popping.
Wow I am totally butt ghosting after eating all those wings they are still burning my ass!
by Hanse Eirkhart February 26, 2017
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