Grundle Gazing

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.

Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.

by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018

stony gaze

A mixture of a glare and a blank stare; used to intimidate a person, or sometimes to show pity. Made famous by Salvatore Tessio in "The Godfather"

Is often used when someone insults you or says something stupid.

When he asked "can't you let me off, Tessio? For old time's sake?" He just shook his head, a stony gaze upon his face.

by tessio12343 October 16, 2011

Medusa's Gaze

Noun.

The common name for an array of cocks aimed at a bukakke recipient, named so for the snakes upon Medusa's head.

Many porn stars are frozen by Medusa's Gaze, partly because of its mythic proportions and partly because of the rigidity after drying.

by wittyretort November 9, 2009

Navel-Gazing

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013

gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.

"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"

by bowtheif September 14, 2016

Naval Gazing

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

by Chris Hine September 14, 2008