Fucknugget

An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.

"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"

by Mike Furmedge September 25, 2007

Fucknugget

A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.

Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."

by Grent August 20, 2008

fucknugget

BMW motorcycle riders refer to the many accessories they put on their motorcycles as "fucknuggets". Used in place of the archaic term "farkle".

"Congratulations on the new BMW R1200GS Adventure motorcycle. You are going to need to add a lot of fucknuggets to that bike."

May also be used as a verb as in: Let the fucknuggetting begin!"

by BobFV1 October 5, 2007

fucknugget

When your bangin a chick real hard and your condom slips off, becoming enlodged in her vag it is called a "fucknugget."

a fucknugget. no other example (see above "def")

by green-hits March 31, 2009

Grungy Fucknuggets

Pieces of shit with corn and hot sauce on a hot steaming plate which your significant other is squating over and shitting and pissing all over.

I ate Lorenda's Grungy Fucknuggets lastnight. Tasty. Yum.

by Karky December 25, 2007

Scrubby Fucknugget

A scrubby fucknugget is a person who is a fail in life, has no friends, is untalented, and is a straight up loser. They are scrubs, dress like scrubs, and act like scrubs and they are just idiots like scrubs. These people are typically social pariahs, and can't get a date.

Andrea is a scrubby fucknugget cause she is sitting all alone at that lunch table.

by TheCatholic May 23, 2011

fugnugget

mahmood is a dickchopping corn killer that chungis 12 yr old asian boys that have spent 11 years in a freighter on their way to Puerto Rico only to be sent to hawaii where they shit on orangutangs from lake titticaca.

look, a fugnugget named mahmood is a bastard

by Bigathiejew March 29, 2005