Poor Man's Fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdrawal his phallus and take a large shit in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Brittney Meeks December 15, 2007

Mother's Special Fudgesicle

When a mother removes her feces, freezes, and then serves it as a fudgesicle.

We were out of ice cream, so we asked for some of mother's special fudgesicles

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010

Silly Fudgesicle

When you put a tampon in your asshole and shit into it.

Hey Jason, do you have any snacks?
Well, I do have a “Silly Fudgesicle”.
*rips shitty tampon from asshole*
EW JASON WTF!!!

by pinkbandit315 May 10, 2021

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Juarez fudgesicle

The act of hooking up with a border hopper in a hot car proceeding to stick it in her/his ass to create a layer of shit on your shaft.

“Yo E, come down to El Paso so we can hit some latinas with a Juarez fudgesicle.”

by Hype beast11 April 8, 2024

Arkansas Fudgesicle

When you take a shit, freeze it overnight, then fuck a woman's asshole with the frozen shit log

"I'm freezing my shit so I can give my wife the Arkansas Fudgesicle"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

Detroit Fudgesicle

A horrible, disgusting vile act where a man inserts his penis into a woman's anus after she is done shitting, and keeps thrusting into her until the shit is slathered all over his penis. Then, the woman sucks the shit off of his penis like a fudgesicle.

person 1: yo bro me and my girl did the Detroit Fudgesicle last night

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting freak

by theforbiddencreature July 18, 2025