Fuckle

The act of making salsa for a german archer named stan, and thusforth pouring it in to a pickup truck full of Jewish hobos.

I was going to fuckle last night when all of a sudden I saw ninjas attacking me and dropped my bowl of salsa!

by Bluffinwithmymuffin(; January 25, 2010

fuckle

- meaning nothing in value, or worthless. Shit sort of.

This ring is worth....fuckle.

by Leo Vaughn December 15, 2003

fuckle

Fuckle is a portmanteau word combining fucking and sprinkle. It describes the act of ruining a perfectly good donut with fucking sprinkles.

Who fuckled my donuts? Or: who put a fuckle on my cookie?

by SprinkleHater24 November 28, 2010

fuckled

an extremely ugly person; ugly beyond repair. Beyond Dugly and fugly. a derivative of fugly.

Man, what were you thinking hooking up with that chick! That bitch was fuckled!

That girl is fuckled. she looks like shes was hit in the face with a bag of quarters.

by Terrell C. August 13, 2006

Fuckling

An adorably pure but secretly super kinky sex magick partner of the tantric arts that is legendarily beyond your wildest dreams.

Would you rather be my valentine for a day, or my fuckling for a night?

by Ophiuchus January 28, 2020

Fuckled

Fuckled. Half way between completely fucked and completely buckled

I'm fairly juicy I'm fuckled
Gear fuckled me good
I'm that drunk I'm fuckled

by Sircooksyaalot November 10, 2020

Fuckle

1. An undefined quantity that is large; a "fuckle" can be used in many instances non dependent on the unit of measurement. 2. A gathering of any variety species.

1. "I made a fuckle of mistakes today."
2. " Clean Joey just saw a fuckle of sheep roaming by."

by Cobras Vigil April 17, 2019