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fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019
mugGet the fuck me sideways and call me daddymug.
a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.
doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
mugGet the fuck me sideways to the leftmug.

fuck me running sideways

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks
by meg~aroni&cheese November 11, 2007
mugGet the fuck me running sidewaysmug.

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 February 23, 2009
mugGet the Fuck me sideways and call me a donkeymug.

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
mugGet the Well fuck me sideways and call me Georgemug.

Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!
My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!
by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Well fuck me running sidewaysmug.

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