flol

It means FALSE lol (false laugh out loud). Such as when someone says a fuckin retarded joke in an IM or even real life. FLol is used instead of saying the bland "lol" (the use of lol may make the person feel like they're actually funny). The use of flol in this situation makes the person that made the joke know they're a complete douche and that the joke wasn't funny.

pronounced FLAWL
FL-AWW-L

Subway Douche - "Hey! You want that sandwhich toasted?"
Michael- "Sure!"
Subway Douche- "Toasted like an eskimo in Texas?"
Michael - "Flol"
Subway Douche - "What?"
Michael - "Means your a douche, toast my sandwhich you woman."

by Michael Hill June 18, 2008

ftlom

Acronym meaning "for the life of me."

I cannot ftlom understand why ud chose that word for wotd. It's so idiotic! Nobody uses that!

by tragbe January 18, 2010

ftlml

Failed to live my life

I ftlml

by anoinimous April 19, 2018

flolick

A hardcore form of sexual intercourse.

Jill’s about to get flolicked by flop.

by Haha561 May 14, 2018

Frlol

Frlol = for real laugh out loud because lol is to played out these days. You only use it when you really lol and no one has ever lmao so dont even play that lmao game cuzzo get on that frlol

invented by an O g from the metro burbs of the D in 2015

Ferg: I go dumb up in a broad hit the walls like graffiti, Indian burns all up on a nigga wee-wee.
Mannie: Frlol bro

Props to A$AP Ferg for that killer line.

by FreshyFresh86 June 10, 2018

FTLOTU

A non-religious, secular, atheist-friendly way of expressing "For the love of the universe" (instead of "For the love of God/FTLOG).

FTLOTU, will you STFU!?

Silence your phone FTLOTU!!!!

FTLOTU, do not speak to me like that ever again!

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

flol

Acronym for "fashionably laugh out loud"

Useful for fashionable people who wish to express that they are loling

Person A: "Hey, the opening ceremony is over? Wow, I'm fashionably late."
Fashionable Person B: "FLOL! You're crazy, you're two hours late, that's not fashionable at all!"

by papayoda August 5, 2012