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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019
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mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.
Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.
by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009
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Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
by Silver Wear March 20, 2010
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forrest kline

the lead singer of the powerpop band Hellogoodbye. He's the only dude i know of that can get away with wearing hot shorts, and he has nice legs =
Dear Jaime, Sincerly Forrest Kline.
by Nicolex3 January 23, 2006
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Bri Forrest

A girl who is actually nice, friendly and fun. She doesn't deserve the hate and teasing she gets. For anyone who is mean to her or bothers her, stop. Don't be an asshole, especially when doing something so childish to hurt her.
Bri Forrest is a nice girl.
I have choir class with Bri Forrest.
by Weirdo_Gal March 13, 2019
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The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Forrest

Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.
- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008
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