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A foon is a new way of saying fanny
Oi,you big fat foon
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A foon is a new way of saying 😺
Oi,you big fat foon
Ran out of toothpaste this morning went to the local convenience store, they were sold out. Too bad I live in a foon infested neighbourhood
Foon by Foonguy February 15, 2021
Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that
It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork
Foon by Better than sporks November 4, 2021
Foon is caveman slang for food soon,

Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
Stonner 1 : Hey dude are we gonna grab somethin to eat yet
Stonner 2: yeah mate foon
Foon by Awheebitofacookedcunt August 11, 2022
Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.
Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.
Foon by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023