foon

a synonym for spork that sounds retarded

Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?

by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020

Foon

The proper definition of foon is a fork dominant Fork-spoon hybrid. A spork is a soon dominant fork-spoon hybrid .

Can you get me a foon?

Or
I eat my chicken with a foon

by Hoeseok.Yoongi.sope August 8, 2019

Foon

A foon is a new way of saying fanny

Oi,you big fat foon

by It’s kinda hurting me doe ,huh October 27, 2020

foap the foon

To foap the foon/ to masturbate.

Bro i really want to foap the foon right now

by Duckyq May 11, 2023

foon

(verb) fōōn

The subtle art of spooning with your feet.

It was too hot to sleep next to each other, we chose to foon instead.

by tosieover September 26, 2019

foon

1. one who believes he or she is much more intelligent than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree

2. one who believes he or she is far more skilled at a video game than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree

1. Ever since Gabe got that finance degree he thinks he can solve the US debt crisis. He's such a foon.

2. Zach is always saying he's a 'champ 3 stuck in diamond 2,' but the foon hasn't hit a ceiling shot in his life.

by doc.smoothie January 5, 2020

Foon

The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.

I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!

by blorp'iaf November 25, 2019