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fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010
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greasy fleece

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.
Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.
by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015
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fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.
Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.
by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010
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fleece kid

Kid who wears a fleece. The same fleece. Every day. Probably smells funny. Knows a lot about anime or dinosaurs even. Likely names include Stevie, Nicholas, or brandon.
by Epicandcool September 3, 2021
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double-fleecing

Wearing two (or more) fleece jackets or pullovers at once to ward-off cold weather.

Layering in fleece is common in cold regions, i.e., the upper Midwest.
"Eh, Susan, what's with all the bulk under your parka?"

"I'm double-fleecing because it's f'ing cold out."
by kmrio August 21, 2009
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turd fleece

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.
What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"
by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015
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catch a fleece

i'm going to nicole's place to catch a fleece. be back later
by scott blank May 2, 2006
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