Butt Flattener

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.

“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017

Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

Flatlander

A term given by Vermonters to rich, out of staters (such as people from Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts) as they come up to Vermont in their big, gas guzziling SUVs to ski at the many ski resorts in Vermont. As much as the Vermonters hate flatlanders, flatlanders support their economy by visiting their country stores, gas stations, and hotels.
You know your a flatlander if:
-You drive an escalade, suburban, tahoe, yukon denali ect.

-You're annoyed at the fact that your iPhone or other expensive smartphone doesn't get 3G in Vermont.
-You own a season pass to one of the big ski resorts.
-You own a condo or house in Vermont
-You think that Vermont is a poor state when you drive along the back roads.

Vermonter- "I got passed by this flatlander driving his big Escalade on the back road to Stratton.

by steezmcthrees January 4, 2011

flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.

Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.

by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005

dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

by HDS714braves May 21, 2020

flatline

A monotonous, expressionless person, lacking any enthusiasm or emotion. The term comes from hospital lingo, where a patient is said to flatline when a continuous straight line is displayed on their heart monitor, indicating death.

"...as excited as that flatline can get. I had to remind him twice to keep breathing."

by Der Golem February 7, 2010

Flatline

An alcoholic beverage (a "bomb") made by dropping a shot of one part Goldschlager and one part Jagermeister into a vodka redbull. Consumption of multiple flatlines may cause one to become "flatlined."

Gully: Yo I had like twelve flatlines last night. I wasn't that drunk though.
Person number 2: No. You were flatlined, you got kicked out, and shut up.

by J'Mackafart September 20, 2010